Earlier this year Bitter Sweet Kicks and Spencer P Jones took a trip up to Sydney to explore and entertain, this is a photographic journal of exactly what happened:
After Brendan Charlie finished packing the van all by himself, without any help from anyone the show was ready to move out on to the road.
But soon the group grew hungry so Spencer P Jones (AKA The Bear Grills of Rock N’ Roll) fixed us some sandwiches using items he found in his pocket.
However, he decided that the sandwiches lacked flavor and required some “vinaigrette” which tasted an awful lot like the two dollar bottle of wine he was drinking from at the time.
Finally we arrived at our first destination where we laid down serious cash to stay in one of Albury's top hotels.
After we finished rocking O’Maille’s bar without being murdered Johnny said he was feeling tired and sweaty so retired to bed .
Soon we all grew tired and so it was time for us all to go to bed.
But then it was decided Johnny was too wet for bed and was asked to dry himself off.
The next day we pushed on with our journey, stopping at some of Australia’s most popular tourist spots along the way:
The Egg & Spoon
The Egg & Spoon
Woomargama Village’s famous Discount Liquor
The tuckerbox Toilet
The Subway in Garfield, well known for their breakfast service til’ 11am
Of course touring isn’t all discount liquor, luxury toilets and breakfast sandwiches, there is a darker side. Soon the excessive traveling, substance abuse and jokes at other peoples expense takes its toll and for some can result in a state known as “road madness!”
Road Madness e.g#1
Ones refusal to put their pants back on.
Road Madness e.g#2
Bizarre introverted disguises
Road Madness e.g#3
A complete decrepit mess of insanity.
A complete decrepit mess of insanity.
Road Madness e.g#4
The loss of will to go on.
The loss of will to go on.
Road Madness e.g#5
The absence of concepts regarding personal boundaries and appropriate places to urinate.
Road Madness e.g#6
The repeat case of Travel Madness, he had it quite bad.
Fortunately, Spencer had some travel sickness pills so we managed to press on, playing totally wild rocking shows all over the place. Unfortunately, our penchant for bright colored, expensive energy drinks and Jack’s obsession with vintage pornography sent us broke leaving us stranded in Sydney.
That is until Charlie stepped up and took to the streets to pimp Joe.
”BOY FOR SALE!”
Sadly, being new to the pimping game Charlie was quickly caught by the long arm of the law.
Whilst Charlie was being locked up Jack was left vulnerable to an army of Zombies that swept through the city, he hasn’t been the same since.
Once agaian the hero of our story; Spencer wasn’t going to let anything ruin our tour so after single handedly defeating the zombies he acquired a new van and broke Charlie out of jail.
So we all lived happily ever after.
